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ONE NATION, UNDER GOD -




I'LL SEE YOUR JIHAD - and raise you a Crusade.


TAGS: and raise you a crusade
Rating: 4.31/5

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Renza - October 2, 2013, 8:29 pm
Depending on the topic yes it has, I'd argue that it's often the result of those who broke away from religion though, or at least ceased making it their primary focus. Though western civ has been killing itself forever as well. so, it's a bit too general
Scramblus - October 2, 2013, 3:28 pm
Western civilization has been something of a success overall I think.
Renza - October 1, 2013, 11:50 pm
To be fair, historically speaking, just about everything a**ociated with Christanity can be considered a failure one way or another.
Scramblus - October 1, 2013, 1:06 am
Ah yes although admittedly since it's initial aim was to liberate Jerusalem, it could also be consider the most spectacular of failures.
Curlyrocks - September 30, 2013, 6:13 pm
Not all of them, there was that one when they didn't even make it to Jerusalem and attacked Constantinople instead. Not sure who won but since it was Christian on Christian i am certain the Christians won.
Scramblus - September 30, 2013, 5:39 pm
....you realize we lost all of the crusades right?


REPUBLICANS -




BLAME BUSH: FAIL - Before Obama $1.84/gallon After Obama $4.10/gallon What part of his plan didn't you all understand?




Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Barry Soetoro -




U.S.M.C. - If you don't understand this, you've never meet a United States Marine.


TAGS: if you don t understand this you ve never meet a united states marine
Rating: 4.35/5

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americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 2:53 pm
what does it mean thhen
OTC - November 23, 2014, 12:28 pm
No
americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 12:48 am
they destroy what is ever in there way? no i got it. They will haply destroy something if it means that they get what they want?. I have it guys. they don't play by international rules they will do what they want to get their way? was i close?


THANK YOU! -




ORWELL'S "1984" IS HERE. KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU HAVE KNOW IDEA WHAT THIS REFERENCE IS ABOUT -




THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEEN CONSERVATIVES AND LIBERALS -


TAGS: who would you rather meet
Rating: 4.7/5

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Scramblus - August 19, 2013, 2:52 pm
Someone whose competent enough to understand how a motivational posters works before stepping up to guns?


DECISION 2012 -


TAGS: are you better off than you were 14 trillion dollars ago
Rating: 4.11/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:15 pm
I take it back. He did run for President. Another keeper.


GOVERNMENT VS THE PEOPLE - "When injustice becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." - Thomas Jefferson




YOU ARE A SLAVE -




BIG BROTHER - Is watching you.......




Liberal Hypocrisy -




PRESIDENT OBAMA - Says he wants to get more in touch with today's young voters ...




COMMUNIST UNCLE SAM - Wants you




NDAA -


TAGS: see you in gitmo
Rating: 3.3/5

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foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:25 am
Citation?


IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN - Kermit demonstrates the Obama green energy policy- (as in what it will do to the American Public).




IGNORE YOUR RIGHTS - And they will go away ...




HAPPY PEACE DAY - Happy Peace Day President Obama what are you thinking?




YOU MIGHT BE AN AMERICAN PATRIOT -




Warming earth -


TAGS: make your world better
Rating: 2.36/5

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Zeitguy - July 30, 2014, 9:34 pm
And "intelligent" may be debatable. Perhaps sentient is a better adjective.
Zeitguy - July 30, 2014, 9:31 pm
No it doesn't. Earth does its thing, but this is the first time in earth's history that an intelligent species recognizes it's affect on that process.
ipaprime - July 30, 2014, 2:34 am
read some history. just befor the little ice age the earth experance a brief warming period. lesson the earth don't need our help to change
Zeitguy - July 29, 2014, 9:57 pm
Why is this concept so d*** hard to grasp! Please accept the fact that your home may be experiencing a short cold spell, but the whole planet over the last century is getting h**ter. Period!
Bandit5906 - July 28, 2014, 9:00 pm
Coolest Summer On Record In The US
Zeitguy - July 27, 2014, 11:30 am
I common misconception is confusing weather with climate.
ipaprime - July 26, 2014, 9:21 pm
What is this warming you speak of? Coolest summer in years here. Several record low high temperatures.


EDUCATE YOURSELF. DON'T TRUST THE GOVERNMENT. DON'T BE A LOW INFORMATION VOTER -




SEIU, ACORN VOTER FRAUD - Rigging elections Chicago style....




PERSONAL ATTACKS - It's what LIbErals do when faced with facts or when they run out of ideas.




SCOTT WALKER- HAS BRASS ONES - He will lay off workers if fleebagger Dems won't return to Wisconsin. If I were Scott, I'd be laying off just the ones who seem to think protesting is more important than showing up for work!




BRINGING UP BUSH AND CHANEY -




Liberals don't see half full or half empty -




R.I.P. MARINES -


TAGS: rip marines chattanooga tennessee islamic terrorism mass shooting gun free zone usmc skip wells carson holmquist david wyatt thomas sullivan semper fidelis mohammad youssuf abdulazeez
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:01 pm
Pardon the typo: out = our
Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:00 pm
The only places that are attacked are gun-free zone and our leaders refuse to allow our military to have guns to defend themselves. Leaders claim an "innocent" could get injured? Out military die?


WE ARE AMERICANS - AND WE APPROVE THIS MESSAGE




YOU'LL 'PROBABLY' NEED A BIGGER CRYING TOWEL - Blame your arrogant selves for the loses.




KHMER ROUGE MASSACRE -




COMMAND AND CONTROL - Its what happens if you ask questions off the script!




CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS - Thank you Obama




the last great president -




WELCOME TO AMERICA - "Disperse your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"




BENITO MUSSOLINI - In spite of popular (Tea Party), conception, Mussolini was a Fascist.




WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAS ALIVE -




GEN. MCCHRYSTAL -




REPUBLICANS! - Have ruined "Kool-Aid" for America's children.




THE SOLUTION TO THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT - The answer is easy for the spoiled brats




WRONG AGAIN, MR. PRESIDENT -




SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!! - What part of that do you Progressives and leftards not understand?




LIBERAL SOCK PUPPETS - tend to spam with repetitive politifakes and repetitive insults. Its all they know....




FAIL -




OBAMA: 2012 - Pop Quiz: Under who's watch was Bin Laden killed? (A) Obama (B) Bush (C) Romney Correct Answer = Your vote for 2012




ISIS- YEAH, YOU BUILT THAT -




HOW SHOULD WE PROTEST - Against the greedy individuals who demand so much free stuff adn the expense of those of us who pay for the free shit they are demanding???




Whoopi Goldberg -


TAGS: welfare scam to keep you enslaved in trade for democrat votes
Rating: 4.27/5

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foxrecon19d - May 28, 2014, 1:13 pm
"I'm new here, idiot?" LOL. Bye, vicky...
foxrecon19d - May 28, 2014, 1:07 pm
There is a difference between being anti-welfare and wanting people to be able to be off welfare. Democrsts equate wanting to get folks off welfare as being anti-welfare. That is how they kept folks enslaved to welfare
foxrecon19d - May 28, 2014, 1:02 pm
Welfare is a good program. It a**ists folks to survive until that person is capable to be self reliant. In America, the Democrat party uses welfare to enslave people to government. Three-four generations of blacks being on welfare is not progress.
terroraustralis - May 28, 2014, 4:46 am
what i really dont like about welfare is the fact that veterans dont get any. the way the US treats its war veterans is atrocious, they get almost nothing, and yet billions of dollars each year goes to corporate welfare...
terroraustralis - May 28, 2014, 4:33 am
how about you get fired in a bad economy and struggle to for a year competing with thousands of people for a handful of jobs while homeless? unemployment is a hole, its virtually impossible to get a job when you're homeless and have to beg on the street.
terroraustralis - May 28, 2014, 4:30 am
i guess your view of welfare changes when you've been through a stage in your life where receiving welfare was the difference between being "ready for a job" or "homeless and unemployable"
terroraustralis - May 28, 2014, 4:29 am
i dont know what the US system is like, but in australia, welfare takes up 1/3 of the budget, and when i'm done with my degree i'll happily pay a decent chunk of my wage to know that others who were in my position wont be reliant upon charitable donations
terroraustralis - May 28, 2014, 4:27 am
as a 2nd year university student who relies in welfare, i have to disagree. it gives enormous freedom in terms of not having to worry about immediate survival (I.E. food, accomodation, etc). my parents pay 3-4x more in taxes than i receive for study.
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 8:46 pm
LOL
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 27, 2014, 8:39 pm

bye Vicky
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 8:07 pm
Vik, I'd ask how old you are but I know you cant count that high. X-D The more you hit on TerrorAustralis, the more he's going to tell you to f*** off.We get it,you're a girl,you're just not his type.Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
foxrecon19d - May 27, 2014, 4:00 pm
Get off terroraustralis' back. Granted, I do not agree with him that pandering to moderates by not talking about getting folks off welfare and being self dependent...wait, he said that? Never mind. Get off terror's back. He means well
OTC - May 27, 2014, 7:42 am
Being on welfare is a big problem. It restricts your abilities and enslaves you to the bureaucracy
terroraustralis - May 27, 2014, 7:09 am
do yourself a favour, drop the "anti-welfare" bull****, because it drives moderates away. there are much bigger problems to deal with.


PERCEPTION - Others don't always see us as we see ourselves.




SAFETY GLASSES? - Protection from bullshit getting in your eyes




PROVE IT TO YOURSELF -


TAGS: prove it to yourself
Rating: 5/5

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StoneTools - July 31, 2013, 6:39 pm
I think you would. It's the only place you can actually get some attention (even if it is over the sound of people laughing at your use of MSNBC quotes.)
crankyhead - July 31, 2013, 10:12 am
Fox, do you think I'd participate here, if I didn't believe in free speech? Think about it. Try not to hurt yourself, I know it's been a while since you've had to think. =)
StoneTools - July 31, 2013, 2:53 am
ROFL
terroraustralis - July 30, 2013, 9:47 pm
its a real shame that ron paul retired. his chances of winning in 2016 will be a hell of alot better than they ever could have been in 2012.
Reality Lord - July 30, 2013, 9:31 pm

lol @ fox and crank. thank god you two are just horsing around and not making personal attacks on each other. oh you guys.
Reality Lord - July 30, 2013, 9:29 pm

well i will agree with you about ron paul. had he gotten the GOP nomination this would be a different country today. as for the constituion coming back... the backlash has begun...quietly. they need to throw some big sh**s in jail.
foxrecon19d - July 28, 2013, 2:40 pm
What's the matter, crankyhead the Canadifake?The American right to freedom of speech and expression does not agree with you much? ...heh...heh...heh...
foxrecon19d - July 28, 2013, 2:35 pm
Nope...your left-wing liberal Obama worshipping instructor did... and SO DO YOU, or else you wouldn't be commenting, right? Owned much?
crankyhead - July 28, 2013, 1:57 pm
Fox, you're the guy who believes his posters are somehow shaping the political landscape. You're the guy who believes that his posters are worthy of being discussed critically in a classroom. You said so yourself, remember?
foxrecon19d - July 27, 2013, 2:29 pm
"...delusions of grandeur..." when Obama worshippers like crankyhead the Canadifake believes that anything they say is actually relevant anymore
crankyhead - July 27, 2013, 11:19 am
No, Waldo is merely expressing his own delusions of grandeur, in anecdotal form.
terroraustralis - July 25, 2013, 5:40 pm
ron paul being buried by the media and losing the republican party nomination for president, was a statement by the republican party, that they do not give a f*** about the constitution, and they do not give a f*** about freedom.
terroraustralis - July 25, 2013, 5:39 pm
the current state that america is in is reflective of the current state that america is in. i agree that a return to the constitution is needed, but i do not beleive it will ever happen.
Rudedog - July 25, 2013, 4:33 pm
That is the craziest **** I've ever heard. I guess any liberal with an agenda is qualified to be on on line professor these days.
Reality Lord - July 25, 2013, 7:28 am

the current state that America is in is in no way reflective of that great nation. a return to its constitution is what is so needed.
terroraustralis - July 24, 2013, 11:37 pm
words cannot describe how glad i am to not live in the "united states of politically correct facism"
terroraustralis - July 24, 2013, 11:36 pm
funny how they like to forget that the nazis were hard left authoritarian socialists led by a f***ING VEGETARIAN. i honestly cant believe people still dont recognise that shooting sprees are a symptom of the bull**** spewed by the media and government.
foxrecon19d - July 24, 2013, 10:03 pm
Honestly don't know where he got it. Politifake, maybe? But he flashes it on the montior and goes into a rant about how 'right-wing Nazi-propaganda threatens to brainwash American society.' Again, this was an online course for deployed American military
terroraustralis - July 24, 2013, 8:25 pm
so... you're telling me that your own online history professor used your poster as an example of pro-nazi propaganda?
foxrecon19d - July 24, 2013, 6:31 pm
AH! HA! HA! HA! My online history professor showed this poster and tried to use it as an example of "pro-Nazi propaganda" When the students started to ask questions, the professor got pissed and cancelled today's class.


DEAD OHIO UNION VOTERS SPEAK - The dead and Acorn registered voters have spoken in Ohio. To hell with verification of registration- one man admitted registering 70 times.




IF YOU ARE AN AMERICAN AND YOU VOTED FOR OBAMA TO REPRESENT YOU AS AN INFORMED MEMBER OF THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY, FACEPALM YOURSELF -




BANK ACCOUNTS DON'T LIE -




REPEAT YOUR LIES OFTEN ENOUGH -




IRANIUM - Mr. President: You built this!




Captain James T. Kirk -




OBAMANOMICS EXPLAINED -




LIBTARDS PLAYING THE NAME GAME -




TERMINAITON NOTICE - 83 days and counting. Party time November 3rd, 2010 The end of an error!




ARROGANCE - This photo is all you need to remember inside the voting booth this November




PAY AS YOU GO BILL - Because nothing says "HYPOCRISY" like passing a "must pay as you go" bill, and then every bill written since then has included an exemption clause! PRICELESS




HYPOCRIGHT -


TAGS: looking at you bibsy
Rating: 3.79/5

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crankyhead - January 11, 2013, 3:05 pm
Citation for what?
foxrecon19d - January 10, 2013, 12:18 am
Citation?
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 8:02 pm
Anyone click this link?
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 8:01 pm
Anyone click this link?
GrouchoMarxist - October 15, 2012, 8:01 pm
You must have had your head firmly up your a** for 8 years of Bush and now you get your panties in a bunch
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 4:48 pm

@WTFO, You might agree with Groucho's point. But do you agree with calling other members "scum"?
crankyhead - October 15, 2012, 4:36 pm
As opposed to how disgusting some of the folks on the right are? *cough cough kenya cough cough*
WTFO - October 15, 2012, 1:56 am
I agree with groucho on this one. The fact that the left routinely ate this up with Bush and cry now when it happens to Obama shows how disgusting the some on the left truly are.
Embalmer - October 14, 2012, 9:10 pm
You spell it HYPOCRITE.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 6:28 pm
The left called this Political speech...
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 6:26 pm
https://www.google.com/search?q=hate+bush&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&oe=utf8&rlz=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=pzt7UNgmot7YBZergJAE&biw=1024&bih=567&sei=qzt7UKL0GcWC2wW874HwDg#um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=kill++
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 6:22 pm
I have a problem with both of them.. That the left did that for eight years and scum like you said nothing reveals the hypocrisy... To date.. I've never seen Obama depicted that way.
thatmfguy - October 14, 2012, 6:17 pm
What if I like them both???


PLANNED PARENTHOOD PRESIDENT - Salary: $385k + 11k perks and deferrments. She makes a killing from killing (abortions) Your tax dollars hard at work.




WE HAVE IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO -




CHANGE - From bad to worse




OBAMACARE - Where have you seen that symbol before?




AUDREY THOMASON - Obama's Director for Counterterrorism, while attending Harvard, wrote a master thesis suggesting that it would be more humane for a "planned and controlled genocide" rather than the abyss of chaos it is now in




TUTELAGE -




UNITED STATES MILITARY - Keeping your Holidays safe. And every other day also. Thank a Soldier.




SNOWPOCALYPSE 2011 - Major snow blizzards from Texas to the coast of Maine... Thank God for global warming- otherwise it could be a whole lot worse!




THE SHEEP -


TAGS: have you any wool
Rating: 3/5

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JGalt - September 10, 2012, 6:23 am
please publish the sign for the people they had to bus in for O's speech. "Free meal and $100 in food stamps". lol


A DARN GOOD QUESTION -




HEY GOP - YOU BUILT THIS! -




THIS GUY - Puts the "con" in neocon




Free Your Mind -




Keep your doctor -




lessons in talking to liberals -




KEEP YOUR LAWS OFF MY BODY -




MAD LITTLE GIRLS TAKING ACTION - It is our tea party and you can't have it !!!




WORLD PEACE AT ALL COSTS -




FREUDIAN SLIP -




CHANGE - you can count on!




RAISING A FLAP -




CONSPIRACY - This article is proof that "Birthers" were conspiring against Barack Obama long before he considered a bid for the presidency!




FOR VICKY -




ATTENTION LIBERALS - Anger and/or Volume does not make your points any more valid or right!




CAPITALISM VS SOCIALISM - Don't like the Socialism- go find another country to live in. Don't like the capitalist company?- don't buy from them or go find another job where you can tolerate the politics and pay.




FEELING DEPRESSED? - Just consider what its like to be Mr. Pelosi. Feel Better Now?




WAIT AND SEE - ObamaCare worse than you think




GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS - Good News: The Unemployment rate dropped to 9.4% today. Bad News: Mostly because people gave up looking for work. Government Statistics in action!




HOW DARE YOU - Hasn't anyone told you that criticizing anything conservative is Anti-American ?




NANCY PELOSI - You'll have to read the newspaper to see what we thought of your most ethically run Congress that would not deficit spend!




THIS ISN'T -




THE LIBERAL ZONE - You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Liberal Zone!"




THE OBAMINATOR -




APPARENTLY SPACE IS NOT THE FINAL FRONTIER - Why all the fuss about reading the bill before voting for it? Nancy and Harry have there shills rewrite the bills after they get passed! Yes, its shocking but TRUE!!




REMEMBER? - Remember when Obama said our taxes would not go up? He lied....


TAGS: you lie
Rating: 3.45/5

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OBAMA - The time for honoring yourself will end soon




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